What is Cunt Candle?
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A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
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1) The country of your birth
2) The passport you hold of the country you reside.
Simply having an Irish name does not make you Irish! ..
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a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.
Frank : "Man i got fuck..