Cunt Candle

What is Cunt Candle?


1.

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)

"I watched Match of the Day last night"

"Oh yeah?"

"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"

HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

See cunt, candle, twat, tosser, knob, chuff, minger, idiot, moron, arsehole, asshole


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