What is Cunt Chess?
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Cunt chess: A game of life involving second-guessing responses and actions of fools who lack the social awareness necessary to appreciate you might not want the entire office CC'd in on a reply to your email or a whole bar included in advising you on what was previously a private dilemma.
To: Keith, Tammy
From: Paul
Time: 2.01pm
Subject: Cunt Chess
I dunno, good question! Hey Tammy, are you up the duff?
To: Paul
From: Keith
Time: 1.59pm
"Hey Paul, is Fat Tammy really that fat or just really, really pregnant. Man, that's going to be one fat baby. One fat, ugly baby...
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when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.
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When someone has an unordinarily large case of permanent cross-eye, when one eye kind of dangles off by itself.
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Something you tell a girl who's really overweight and has disgusting, yet alluring huge titties.
Damn girl, JIGGLE DEM TITTIES!
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