What is Cunt Crunchies?
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Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.
When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.
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Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.
"Did you hear about my run..
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Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.
Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumb..
