What is Cunt Curtans?
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when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)
She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.
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