Cunt Manual

What is Cunt Manual?

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.

Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebagif she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!

See whore, whorebag, slut, idiot, bimbo, drunkard, failure, the hills, sex and the city, laguna beach, cuntface

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