Cunt Monkey Edit Meaning

1.

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.

"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

See evil, bad luck, the devil, cunt

2.

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?

gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

See sprog, baby, fuck trophy, child, rugrat

3.

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.

"He is such a cunt monkey"

"I want to be a cunt monkey"

See cunt, pussy, brent

4.

A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)

"Shut up, you little cunt monkey"

See porch monkey, monkey, general

5.

A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.

If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration

and anger

See ouch, dammit, shit, fucking hell