Cunt Muffin

What is Cunt Muffin?


1.

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch, twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.

Person 2: Shut up, assface

Person 1: Bitch tit!

Person 2: Fuckwit!

Person 1: Twat waffle!

Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!

*silence*

Person 3: Damn... you got served

2.

The nicest and worst words put together.

It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.

The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

See malicious, twat waffle, context, cunt, muffin

3.

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"

"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

See cunt, bitch, cunt face, girl, rad

4.

A delicious blueberry muffin. Freshly cooked.

Gee mom, thanks for giving me your cunt muffin, it's JUST what I need before school. It's so warm, moist, and delicious.

See cunt, muffin, cunt muffin, warm, moist

5.

Scandalous Levitz, Douche Bag, Annoying person in the group

"Oh damn! It's a Cunt Muffin."

See scandalous, douche, bag, annoying, group

6.

a thick/soft woman who is also a stupid bitch you'd like to punch in the face.

Did you hear the way Jenny was talking to Matt? She's a real cunt muffin.

See stupid bitch, thunder cunt, bitch, hellbitch, bitchface, cunt

7.

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

See cunt, slut, muffin, sister, whore


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