Cunt Puddles

What is Cunt Puddles?


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Cunt puddles are variably-sized pools of vaginal fluid left all over the living room, sofa, chairs, stairs, etc., after villainous sluts force men to eat them out.

Darla left cunt puddles on the couch, which took weeks to dry.

See cunt, puddle, vagina, eat, ass, Jacques Asse


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