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When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.
guy 1: Carol wasn't to happy w..
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When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
I had my d..
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When recieving (head) the girl gurgles alcohol in her mouth. Be sure to (ejaculate) into her mouth, to create a mixture with the alcohol..