Cunt Trumpet

What is Cunt Trumpet?


1.

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

See pussy fart, queef, braff, squirter, Creedmoor

2.

When eating a girl out, blow into her pussy then push down on her stomach and it'll make a trumpet noise. WARNING...it may kill the girl.

I gave that bitch a cunt trumpet


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