What is Cuntafied Cunta-capitan?
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A really annoying bitch who has no sense of humor and cant take a joke. Especially when she is hot and finds nothing funny about sexual inuendo's.
"Yo Mrs. Williams is hot as hell!"
"Yeah bro, but shes a total cuntafied cunta-capitan, she gave me 10 detentions for winking at her."