What is Cuntage?
1.
decent vagina acquired by means of mad cuntness. It's also a descriptive word used in the context of porn.
timmo says to patto man your a mad cunt, why thankyou timmo u fuckin mad dawg lets use this acquired gift of mad cuntness to get us some cuntage.
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2.
Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)
you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."
3.
being like a massive cunt
My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.
4.
used to describe unwanted people on the internet, or moderators/navigators on chat sites
"get fucking lost you unwanted cuntage"
"that navigators a right cuntage"
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