Cuntastical Edit Meaning

1. An incredibly slow laptop, to the point where lag doesn't begin to describe it but is used anyway. God, my lagtop is so slow. Prob..

1. Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, ..

1. A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all Mallory i..