Cuntcloser

What is Cuntcloser?

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike

"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike

"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus

"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike

"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

See douchebag, dickface, shitfucker, bitchtits, shit

Shpokin

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Swindilin

1. to be dressed cool or in style... ie: to be rockin some levis 510 or 511 wit some supras or some nike blazers, fresh shirt wit a card..

Cruddlemuffins

1. an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse. Cruddlemuffins im only 14 See crud, muffins, crap, sh..

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