Cuntcloser

What is Cuntcloser?

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike

"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike

"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus

"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike

"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

See douchebag, dickface, shitfucker, bitchtits, shit

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