Cunt-dick Edit Meaning

1. During sex, participant A sticks a slide whistle up the anus of participant B. Participant B must then expel gas through their anus, hop..

1. One who is meant to "count the shells". "Count the shells, suckaduck"..

1. a somewhat nicer and goofier term for "idiot" Friend 1: I once read in a magazine that big foot married a mermaid!!! Friend ..