Cunted

What is Cunted?


1.

An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.

Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!

See mashed, messy, munted, pissed

2.

very drunk

We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted

3.

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)

"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"

"Yes"

"Get out of my bed"

See james

4.

messed up or retarded

drunk high or fuked up

i cunted up my leg when i fell

i smoke 10 blunts im so cunted

See cunted, cunt, stoned, zooted

5.

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

See drunk, fuck, wanked, twated, smacked

6.

Adj.

Verb - past tense

Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"

A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.

Example 1:

Steve: "How was Sara last night?"

Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."

Example 2:

Johnny: "Why is that slutwalking so funny?"

Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."

See fucked, banged, drilled, wrecked, shag

7.

The sort of thing nedssay to one another make themselves sound hard

See youse, ure oll gonna get cunted!

Aw man, I wiz cunted at the weekend


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