What is Cunteyed?
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To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"
Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!
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