What is Cuntfused?
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guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.
"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"
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2.
As clueless as a woman
im so fucking cuntfused
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3.
Confused because you are a woman.
"That woman with the power tool was very cuntfused."
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4.
Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.
I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.
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adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.
fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"
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