Cuntgoalie

What is Cuntgoalie?

To interefere with another person trying to pick up a lady. Also see Cockblock

"I was almost in there with that hot chick Mary but Joe came and cockblocked me! What a cuntgoalie"

Uncle Roger Drunk

1. (techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time..

Brat Job

1. Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job. Man, I got a great brat job last nigh..

Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

1. Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum. Dude that blunt..

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