Cuntgratulations

What is Cuntgratulations?

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.

Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.

See cockblock, wingman, girlfriend, bitch, woman

Jersey Stranger

1. Masturbating in the shower by wrapping your arm out and around the shower curtain, making it appear as though a stranger's hand is ..

Spock Ear

1. When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock. If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear. See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Shitty Bridge

1. The space between ones anus and genitalia; the pereneum Tom loved it when girls tongued his shitty bridge. See gooch, twern, gisp, shi..

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