What is Cuntify?
1.
verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)
1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."
2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.
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2.
The act of cleaning up something in a womanly fashion.
My girlfriend had to cuntify my apartment.