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A long, heavy flashlight still used by some cops. Due to its weight it is very effective for causing great bodily harm.
One redneck say..
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Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous...
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The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB..