What is Cuntlashed?
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A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.
Completely pissed.
Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.
'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'
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a seriously unattractive female
Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"
See Joe..
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Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick"..
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Something So Sharp that If You Touch It Your Eyes Explode With The Amazing Sharpness
Hey dave, did you hear about fred?
what?
he touc..