What is Cuntmonkey?
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1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
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Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.
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Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.
"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"
"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"
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An old Nantucket whaling term with only one know citation.
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when a man thinks he is done taking a shit but when he wipes his ass and slightly pushes his gooch a whole load of poo squirts out
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