Cuntmonkey

What is Cuntmonkey?


1.

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person

2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

See Jamie

2.

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

See dickface, slutcake, nobhead, douchebag

3.

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

See cunt, monkey, cuntmonkey, primate, frat boy, vaginal discharge


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