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A cool person's birthday! Yay!
Person 1. "It's February 13th today."
Cool Person. "OMFG TODAY'S MY BIRTH..
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When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm p..
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Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can ..