What is Cuntnundrum?
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Noun; A decision that precludes one from getting any
Dude 1: Man, I've got this awesome gig tonight across town, but my girlfriend is just getting back from a week-long business trip and is she going to be horny. I want to bang the hell out of her, but this gig could be our big break and if I go there's no way I'm getting any! What do I do?
Dude 2: Dude, that's quite the cuntnundrum.
Dude 1: I've got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. If I bang her brains out the way she likes it, I'll crash for sure and fail the test.
Dude 2: Last time I was faced with such a cuntnundrum, I banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.
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