What is Cunto?
1.
Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.
"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"
2.
Cunto from the latin cuntivulus. Used to describe a person whom is totaly oblivious to the needs and requirements of others. This person is beyond description and could possibly be a morris dancer. Usually found wearing purple trousers and using a fake "posh" accent and driving a financed aston martin. This person is not to be approached.
For example.... my boss is a real cunto!. Yeah i know i hate him. Yeah he's not very nice at all i think he smells of poo the f'ing cunto!
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3.
Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends
Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.
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4.
Can be used as substitute for cunt
eg1. Fred you cunto!
eg2. Hey cunto!
5.
Crow.
A big grumpy bastard.
Used frequently in Greenock to describe the above
Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?
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6.
Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.
she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat
7.
Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.
Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson
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