What is Cuntometer?
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Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
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a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious.
Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..
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Abrakastabra - the act of fatally stabbing a wizard.
Wizard: Expeleramus
Mugger: Abrakastabra *knifed*
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