What is Cuntometer?
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Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
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What you are if you meet someone at Lollapalooza, take he or she home and have sexual relations.
Person 1 - "Where did you go last..
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1)A seemingly sweet innocent female that turns out to be very sexually experienced or a freak.
2)Used to describe someone playing dumb ..
