What is Cuntometer?
1.
Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.
I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.
See
Random Words:
1.
A person with a flat ass. It is called "treasure butt" because it is hidden, like treasure.
I can't fill out these frigg..
1.
A small serving of gelatin, usually in a nut cup, made with vodka instead of water.
The the party we did Jello Shots to get our buzz on..
