Cuntputer

What is Cuntputer?

1.

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

See computer, pc, windows

2.

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"

"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

See computer, freeze, crash, memory, files

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