Cuntputer

What is Cuntputer?

1.

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

See computer, pc, windows

2.

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"

"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

See computer, freeze, crash, memory, files

0

Random Words:

Monucker

1. add to variations on: monucka origin: mother-fucker (like frick- a good swear word to use while in the company of gentle ears) I hear..

Yubbins

1. The act of shitting in another life forms mouth Susan: Rhonda is a fat whore...thou shalt give her a yubbins. Bob: I have a fat penis...

Efnar

1. Background not known. Acronym: Erection for no apparent reason. Afflicts mostly teen males. "I was just sitting there in math clas..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free