What is Cuntputty?
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The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.
Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for
That
nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure thatbitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.
*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"
James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.
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