Cuntraband

What is Cuntraband?

Illicit items concealed in the vagina.

The drug-sniffing dog continued to sniff the woman's crotch, revealing the cuntraband.

See smuggler, vagina, contraband, pussy, snatch, stash

A woman who is too skanky, sketchy, tall or in any way off-limits.

Consider the following dialogue:

T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."

K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."

or:

T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"

K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."

See whore, bitch, girlfriend, slut, cunt, prostitute, skank

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