What is Cuntry Boner?
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Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
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School around here with a bunch of stupid ass faggots. All the girls cause drama and dont shut the fuck up about there stupid boyfriends..