Cunt-slab

What is Cunt-slab?

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

Mooooooooo

1. Noise a cow makes. Like moo only with nine o's instead of two. You can see i'm bored, can't you? mooooooooo said the cow..

Party Platter

1. When a woman is giving you head, you simply use her head as a tray to hold your bowl of munchies. I was horny and hungry so I told Shel..

Oapilf

1. old age penisioner i'ed like to fuck. 'jesus, dude ur nan is oapilf. i jus wanna break her hip replacement in 2.' See a..

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