Cunt-smashed

What is Cunt-smashed?

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

See nutted, hammered, wankered, obliterated, fucked, AGB

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