Cuntstipated

What is Cuntstipated?


1.

Verb: cuntstipate

1. cause to be cuntstipated

Adjective: cuntstipated

1. have difficult, incomplete or infrequent access to female genitals

Stan: Hey Greg, what's your sister doing this weekend?

Greg: Dunno numbnuts, why?

Stan: I have been a bit cuntstipated lately. I was thinking I might try and bum a shag off her.

2.

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"

Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

See date, cunt, pussy, laid, fuck

3.

Absolutely controlled by a female. Completely pussy-whipped.

He's so cuntstipated he's never allowed a night out with the guys

See bitch, nag, overbearing

4.

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

5.

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

See cunt, period, pregnant, constipated, eric, sheldon


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