Cuntstruck

What is Cuntstruck?


1.

adjective. to be in a state of having an irrational and strong emotional and physical attraction to a woman.

He was so cuntstruck that he did not see how hideous she was.

2.

Usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. The third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous lust . . .

He's had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn't opened - I reckon he's completely cuntstruck with that dirty bint from Machynlleth . . .

See love, lust, romance, cockstruck, shakespeare

3.

young male preoccupied with sex to the point of incapacitation

Buba was so cuntstruck,he forgot his office was on Pennsylvannia Ave!

4.

Imagine if you will, on returning from a hard day slaving over a hot bunsen burner at the laboratory, discovering your loyal (but slightly deformed) assistant bollock deep in your whore of a girlfriend. In this imaginary scenario one would be totally justified in referring to said whore as a CUNTSTRUCK (adj.)

To her - You absolute Cuntstruck!

To him - And as for you, you Cuntstruck, consider your career at the institute, terminated. Good night! (The Prof. exists stage left, cape billowing with indignant rage and scientific honour)


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