What is Cuntsuck?
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Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.
Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"
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