Cuntsuck Edit Meaning

1.

Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.

Bored boy to equally bored girl:

"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"

Girl to boy:

"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"

B: "How about sucking me?

G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"

B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".

G: "Just try it, Wayne"

See cunnilingus, fellatio, smeghead, wank, cheese-dick, sharon