Cunty Blumpkin

What is Cunty Blumpkin?


1.

similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.

See cunt, blumpkin, shit, toilet, vagina


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