Cuntybollocks

What is Cuntybollocks?


1.

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....

wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink

See tommo

2.

Exstreme abuse meant to humiliate and alienate

Police Officer "Can i search you?"

Liam Gallagher "Fuck off Cuntybollocks!!"

See wanka, tosser, arsewipe, dipstick, fuckwit, rudi

3.

A person who locks their car keys in the car, when there is an important football match to attend.

I don't need an example just relate to it.

4.

expression of mild surprise when on coming into a room one finds slimy Nigel Le Page of the Helen o Grady childrens drama academy with his trousers down to his ankles and wanking furiously over a copy of Kiddieporn monthly

Oh Cuntybollocks , Nigel's at it again the dorty fuckin hooer


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