Cup Of Coffee

What is Cup Of Coffee?


1.

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.

Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".

2.

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

3.

An exaggerated expression defining a short length of time; as short as the amount of time it would take to drink one cup of coffee.

Question: How long were you married?

Answer: For about a "cup of coffee."

4.

Commonly used in an escort review to refer to an orgasm. Symbolic of ejaculate that is or will be released.

I spilled my first cup. After a little break, she offered me a second cup.

5.

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

6.

The thing that Homsar was

raised by.

Duaaauoa! I was raised by a cup

of coffee!


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