What is Cupboard?
1.
the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
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2.
R Kelly's next destination after finally getting out of the closet. A place that depicts having no escape and or freedom!
Geoffrey is in the cupboard.
No one wants to talk with a person with such a name.
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