Curb Douche

What is Curb Douche?

n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.

Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.

Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.

Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.

See asshole, dick, douche, dumbass, jerk

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