Curb Elf

What is Curb Elf?

A mysterious elf who wanders around places curbs in random places to through off teenage drivers.

Has yet to be caught.

Is believed to be around 3 feet tall, asian, angry at the world.

*Car Hits Curb*

Blake: Fuck you curb elf!

Evan: AHHHH

Curb elf: I will now close Target!

Evan: AHHHH

Dylan: HAHAHA

Kristin: I'M fucking VIDEO TAPING THIS

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