What is Curb Surfer?
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Surfing a street curb with any form of transportation, body part, or anything with wheels. It is a bonus if the action creates a squealing or grinding noise. Harrrrrrrrr!
You are a "curb surfer" if you hit the curb with your car, with your skateboard, with your own two feet, with your grocery cart.
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A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch...