What is Curd?
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A curd is someone who is both a
Sally is such a curd.
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Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!
When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
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Semen that has dried around the urethra.
Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.
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an individual that is more boring than bean curd
I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.
