Curd

What is Curd?


1.

A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.

See cunt, turd, bitch, slut, curd

2.

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.

WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.

alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...

3.

Semen that has dried around the urethra.

Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.

See cum, masturbate, sex, kurd

4.

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.


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