Curdy Bum Jumper

What is Curdy Bum Jumper?

An individual that covers himself in cottage cheese and attempts to jump over homeless people.

Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum jumper just hopped over me. So I licked the cottage cheese off his balls"

Ftmfgdl

1. For The Mother Fucking God Damn Loss Three midterms tomorrow FTMFGDL. FML. See ftmfgdl, ftl, ftmfl, ftw, ftmfgdw..

Moonblood

1. Slang for periodic blood. As the wild torrent of moonblood spewed forth from the woman's bacon flaps, Erik guzzled it with glee. ..

Osmtjp

1. oh shit, my toast just popped used as an exclamation rather than in the defined situation willie nelson: "i just crashed my car!&..

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