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The perfect specimen of male. His qualities include good looks, high iq, remarkable wit, exceptional talent in all areas and a physique ..
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When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym.
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Mixing 40mg tablet/tablets of methadone into a cup of water.
GUY 1: Hey what's going on tonight Colin.
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