Curious

What is Curious?


1.

Eager to learn. It's commonly used to talk about precociouskids or kittens.

No, not those kittens. The real kind.

I'm curious about what you're cooking for dinner.

Last night your mom was curious about sexwith me. (Oops, I guess it can describe "those other" kittens, too.)

See inquisitive, thinking, smart, brilliant, wise, cats, pussies, clever

2.

Ummmm, such an interesting word (curious that is). This word can be used in many areas of the English language; here are some examples for people who have the imagination of a small cat (below). Consider the word curious to only be used for intellectual purposes…in other words, chav’s please don’t attempt to use this. I can safely assure you that curiosity is one of the best things ever, in fact I am curious…curious into finding the reason why… feel free to think of the next bit, interesting you should find it.

“Curious I be”, Yoda speaking after falling through a duck

“Curious-ity killed the cat…..” have you ever thought about the 12 tonne antelope on

its head??

Person 1 “You are a curious person”

Person 2 “WILL YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE THE BLOODY TOILET IS!!!!!”

See penguin, toilet, chav, horse, cat, duck, antelope

3.

A new perfume featuring the face of the ever-talentless Britney Spears. Pops up in personal emails and other unwanted places. Guarantees oneself to smell of twatand other nasties.

"I smell just like Britney!", Harry screamed excitedly, as he guzzled down a bottle of Curious


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