Curious Onlooker

What is Curious Onlooker?


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Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.

My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.

See cock, rubberneck, bent, shape, erect


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