What is Curious Tortoise?
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When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.
Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!
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Random Words:
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to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.
John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.
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