What is Curious Tortoise?
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When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.
Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.
Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!
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the act of taking a goose and or swan and placing its elongated head and neck up your anal hole and letting it nibble on your prostate c..
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Being a complete asshole to everyone and everything for no apparent reason
Imma punt u jus fer continued assholeage!!!!
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