Curious Tortoise

What is Curious Tortoise?

When you need to go to the toilet so badly that the poo is starting to make an appearance from your bum hole.

Usually accompanied by walking around on tippy-toes and gritting your teeth.

Oh man! Where's the nearest restrooms? I've got a curious tortoise!!

See curious, tortoise, turtle, poo, bum

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